About Rocker Talker - Rock N Roll's Talking Mascot

Rock doesn’t need a mascot or an ambassador — but it absolutely deserves one. Someone whose passion for the music is so exhilarating that it feels like a jolt of electricity. Someone who talks about bands and songs with more excitement than a kid ripping open birthday presents, gleefully pointing out every weird riff, odd lyric, and “what were they thinking?” moment.

That’s Rocker Talker.

Rocker Talker doesn’t review rock… he dives into it, crawls around inside the riffs, pokes at the moving parts in wondrous fascination.

Whether he’s discussing a band or a song (Rocker Talker In The Rock Garden), telling one of the stories from his youth (Rocker Talker Wild Times), or making people laugh with his (Stand Up for Rock) comedy shows or pitching for bands or businesses (Ads That Rock), he generously applies an exciting mix of theatrics & humor to every rock-related endeavor he takes on.

His captivating enthusiasm and unbridled appreciation for rock music are enough to have rock fans saying, “Damn, this dude rocks!”

For Rocker Talker, rock is all there is, and he’s the proud curator and tour guide who will have you hearing your favorite songs in ways you never expected, and laughing at things you can’t un‑hear. So crank it up, buckle in, and you’ll see why Rocker Talker always says: “I know it’s only rock ’n’ roll… and you’re gonna love it!